Minnie The Moocher Folks here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a low down hoochie coocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale Hi de hi de hi de hi...... Ho de ho de ho He de he de he de he..... Hi de hi de hi She messed around with a guy called Smokey She loved him though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown Where he showed her how to kick the gong around Hi de hi de hi de hi...... Ho de ho de ho he ho He de he de he de he..... Hi de hi de hi de ho She had a dream 'bout the king of Sweden He gave her what she was needin' He built her a home of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels Hi de hi de hi de hi de hi de hi de hi Ho de ho de ho he ho de ho de ho de ho Skiddley boo skiddley boo Skiddley diddley diddley dee Bourigie bourigie bourigie HA! He gave her a town house and the racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted them all a million times Hi de hi de hi de hi...... Ho de ho de ho he ho He de he de he de he..... Hi de hi de hi de ho Poor Min, poor Min, Poor Min!